Guy: I'm not gonna be the good guy... I'm gonna be the great guy.
Molotov Girl: Whoa, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
Detective Marcus Burnett: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Detective Mike Lowrey: What?
Diana Prince: Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.
Fay: Welcome to the afterlife. You've been in a medically-induced coma while we got you out of Ukraine and rebuilt your mouth.
Protagonist: The suicide pills are fake. Why?
Fay: A test.
Zoe Hull: I didn't expect to deal with this scenario but there's unfinished business to tend to. You see, it's tempting to let nature run its course. The lungs will fill with blood and the animal will die naturally but with that process comes extreme pain and it just isn't right to let it suffer. Or is it?
Mr. Grooberson: There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. New York in the '80s... it's like The Walking Dead. Your dad never mentioned this to you?
Callie: It's just my mom.
Bobbi: You should choose carefully what you tell me, Ava, because you can't un-say it, and I can't un-hear it.
Renee Lomito-Smith: You Saw The Footage?
Sergeant Kesper: I Don't Need To See The Footage... I Just Need To Get Rid Of It.
Joel: I'm alive because of the generosity of a few strangers and the kindness of a dog.
Samantha O'Hara: If I fucking die because I'm doing the right thing, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny.