Penelope Stamp: There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one.
Ray Eddy: What if a trooper stops us?
Lila Littlewolf: They're not gonna stop you, you're white.
Larry: You gotta be kidding me. That girl had more scars on her chest than Frankenstein.
Norm: That's because she was mauled by a bear. But her boobs were real.
Mike Manadoro: I work in the typical car service crew. Evenly split between the retired, and the retarded.
