Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.
Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.
Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.
Detective Fowler: If this woman's such a God-damned Saint, how did she end up raising four total fuck-ups?
Lt. Green: Miss Evelyn cycled hundreds of kids out of the foster program and into permanent homes. In 30 years she only came across four lost causes. Four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she did. Trust me, Fowler, these kids are congressmen compared to what they would've been.
Henry Letham: Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."
Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.
Violet Devereaux: Child, I believe you broke my legs.
Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.
Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Chief Jesse Stone: The tree doesn't grow very far from the apple.
Nick Castle: Holy shit.
Rachel Keller: All I ever tried to do for him was the right thing. It only ever made things worse.
Max Rourke: Then it wasn't the right thing, was it?
Kristin Richards: You may not remember.
Elena Sandoval: But you'll never forget.
The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have, like, any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of - road trip?
Don Johnston: You asking me?
The Kid: Yeah.
Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future, isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid: Are you a Buddhist?