Best crime movie quotes of 2001

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The Mexican picture

Jerry: I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.

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Swordfish picture

Ginger: If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back, you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be the fluffer in her daddy's new videos.
Stanley Jobson: Please pay me the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.

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Domestic Disturbance picture

Ray Coleman: I'm sick of you stalling me, Jack.

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Birthday Girl picture

Nadia: My name is Sophia.
John: Sophia. Hello, Sophia. Mine's still John.
Nadia: Hello, John.

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Ichi the Killer picture

Kakihara: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist.

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Exit Wounds picture

Orin Boyd: Good evening, Commander.
Annette Mulcahy: What are you doing here Boyd?
Orin Boyd: You said you wanted to see me.
Annette Mulcahy: In my office, not here.
Orin Boyd: Yeah, but I'm here now. So let's talk.
Mulcahy's Date: I'm sorry, but we were actually right in the middle.
Orin Boyd: Why don't you take a walk?

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The 51st State picture

The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.

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Saving Silverman picture

Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining.
J.D.: God! What is their problem?

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Sugar & Spice picture

Diane: If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.

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Spy Game picture

Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?

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The Pledge picture

Jerry Black: I made a promise, Eric. You're old enough to remember when that meant something.

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Rush Hour 2 picture

Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!

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Ticker picture

Glass: Love never dies, and neither do they. Love is eternal, and that's a long time.

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Buffalo Soldiers picture

Mrs. Berman: What do you think, Elwood? Do you like the new chair?
Ray Elwood: Can you sit on it, ma'am?
Mrs. Berman: No, of course you can't sit on it, it's an antique.
Ray Elwood: Oh, well, it's very nice.

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Don't Say A Word picture

Nathan Conrad: Does she have a new hiding place that I don't know about?
Aggie Conrad: Probably... she's been running around the house like a wild cat all week.

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The Caveman's Valentine picture

Bob: What do you play?
Romulus Ledbetter: My skull.

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Osmosis Jones picture

Shane Detorre: [As Frank is about to eat the egg that fell on the ground] Dad! That's filthy!
Frank Detorre: Honey, ten-second rule. Hits the ground, you pick it up within ten seconds, you can eat it. [Bites into the egg] Mmmm.
Shane: Ugh!

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AntiTrust picture

Ken Cosgrove: How's it going?
Building 20 Guard: Big night. Switched from tea to coffee. Brought new meaning to my work.

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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion picture

C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

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