Marion Cobretti: You're a disease, and I'm the cure.
Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I have my gator?
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg, you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook next time you take a dump.
Camp Loman: I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.
Allie Fox: Double-digit inflation and a two-dollar loaf of bread.
Norman Bates: Conservative clothes never go out of style.
Tommy: I went to go cremate Jason but I fucked up.
Deputy Rick: You got that right.
Mark Kaminsky: Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.
William of Baskerville: She is already burnt flesh, Adso. Bernardo Gui has spoken: she is a witch.
Adso of Melk: But that's not true, and you know it.
William of Baskerville: I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.
Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.
Jack Casey: Sometimes things don't happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.