Albert Speer: Field Marshall Milch... do you realise who you're talking to?
Field Marshal Milch: Herr Reichminister Speer... do you realise who you're working for?
Lina: Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are.
Title rematch commentator: Do you have any predictions on this fight? How do you see this fight going?
Apollo Creed: Well, I feel that strength would have to go to the challenger, while experience and the WORLD'S hardest head would have to go to Rocky Balboa, and you know I know about that.
Paul Gallier: Did they ever tell you how our parents died?
Irena Gallier: Yes.
Paul Gallier: What did they tell you about me?
Irena Gallier: Well, not much. I knew I had a brother but I was only four. I used to fantasize about you when I was in the orphanage.
Paul Gallier: Fantasize?
Irena Gallier: Well, you know, about you coming to rescue me and things. Daydreams.
Paul Gallier: Yes, I had the same dreams.
Chong: Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.
Bruno, Ferret's Henchman: Where is he?
Ferret, Arcane's Commando Leader: What is he?
Walter Jones: He just walked up out of the rain! I swear to God that's all there was to it! I just brought him here.
Andrew: Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.
Trash: You fuck! It could be a pile of shit out of someone's asshole.
Terry Tingloff: The high jump is a masochists event-it always ends on failure.
Max: Losing, winning - what's the difference? Play the game with a fair heart, and you'll always be able to look yourself in the mirror. Play too hard to win, and you might not like what you become.
Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.
Patricia Montelli: They're mine. My panties.
Sonny Montelli: I took them from the laundry.
Biskopsgården - Bishop Edvard Vergerus: You don't get rid of me that easy.
Mr. Noyes: Mr. Lucas was a man whose ethusiasms were divided equally between his garden and his children. Whenever his wife conceived, Mr. Lucas planted fruit trees. His wife seldom came to a successful labor, and those children she was blessed with died before weening. Mr. Lucas threatened to cut his trees down but he never did. To date there are eleven trees in his fruit garden - and he knows them all by their Christian names.
Biker Leader: Me and my boys chew up towns like this.
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Is that so?
Biker Leader: Oh yeah.
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Then that tells me something. You've never been through this town before.
Biker Leader: What makes you so damn sure of that?
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Because this little town would ruin those pretty white teeth of yours.
Sex Shop Customer: Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?
Sex Shop Salesman: Tuesday.
Mr. Bebe: Come along with me, Fanny.
Frances Farmer: Frances. You know, I'm not the cookbook.
Mr. Bebe: You see, you've got to change that name.
Maj. Gant: But you want me to fly?
Buckholz: Yes, we want you to fly. We want you to fly the greatest warplane ever built.