Daphne Castle: The whole world knows that you are a man of enormous discretion.
Deputy Comissioner Lasorde: Read this most carefully and give me your opinion.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully.
Rupert Pupkin: Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Paul: Mary, I just killed a man.
Mary: He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.
Sidney Bruhl: Every time I come in this bloody house, you scream.
Peter Stegman: I am the future.
Gary Mark Gilmore: Go down on me, partner... I need it.
Nicole Baker: Don't call me partner.
Gary Mark Gilmore: No, darlin'... I love it... I love it.
Nicole Baker: Yeah, you and seven other motherfuckers.
Biker Leader: Me and my boys chew up towns like this.
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Is that so?
Biker Leader: Oh yeah.
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Then that tells me something. You've never been through this town before.
Biker Leader: What makes you so damn sure of that?
Sheriff Dan Stevens: Because this little town would ruin those pretty white teeth of yours.