Cyrus: Can you dig it?!
[The staff of MI6 are watching a large screen that shows Bond and Dr. Goodhead making love in space.]
Minister: My god, what's Bond doing!?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
Grease Rat: Like the sign says, "speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"
Prison Guard: Your painting privileges have been removed.
Doc: Why?
Prison Guard: I don't know.
Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.
H.G. Wells: Do you still insist that this is all poppycock?
Amy Robbins: That's not exactly the word I had in mind.
The House: GET OUT.
Churchill, Mac: Richard, I want that goddamn film.
Richard Adams: You can kiss my ass.
Dr. Paul Bradley: Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.
Ben Mears: You'll have to get some hawthorn.
Susan Norton: Okay.
Ben Mears: And put it all over the house.
Capt. Joe Patroni: Gee, I remember this Eurasian gal. She had these great big blue eyes. They called her the tarantula. You ever run into her?
Capt. Paul Metrand: No, I don't think so.
Capt. Joe Patroni: You'd remember if you did. She was a real ball breaker.
Captain Mike Turner: In times of real trouble, the one thing man can depend on is the sympathy of the bank.