Best comedy movie quotes of 1979

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Monty Python's Life of Brian picture

Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

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Breaking Away picture

Mike's Brother: How are you fellas doing?
Cyril: Well, we're a little disturbed by developments in the Middle East, but.

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1941 picture

Donna Stratton: You get me up in that plane, then we'll talk about forward thrust.

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Being There picture

Chance the Gardener: I like to watch.

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The Jerk picture

Navin R. Johnson: Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
Navin R. Johnson: What was it?
Marie: "The Way We Were."

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Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months.
Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something.
Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

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Manhattan picture

Mary Wilke: What are you thinking?
Isaac Davis: I dunno, I was just thinking. There must be something wrong with me, because I've never had a relationship with a woman that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.

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A Little Romance picture

Londet: Great boobs.
Daniel Michon: All this... and you look at that?
Londet: You look at what you like. I'll look at what I like.

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North Dallas Forty picture

Phillip Elliott: Hell coach, I love needles.

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Meatballs picture

Tripper: What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.

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Ampco Industries PR Man: Grace, why don't you stand in front of that poster with Sonny, and Steve can take your picture to bring home.
Sonny Steele: Oh, no, why don't you just take a picture of Grace in front of that picture of me with that box with the picture of me on the box holding the picture of me with the picture of me? Then you've got Grace, and you've got a whole bunch of pictures of me.

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Inspector Zenigata: Damn! I was a step too slow! Lupin pulled off his theft.
Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: No, he didn't steal anything. He fought for me.
Inspector Zenigata: No, ma'am. He stole something of no small value... your heart.
Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: Yes, he did.
Inspector Zenigata: Well, then, I must be going.

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Hair picture

Jeannie: I know who the father is.
Hud: Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine.

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Rock 'n' Roll High School picture

Fritz Hansel: The gym.
Fritz Gretel: Girls.
Fritz Hansel: Music.
Fritz Gretel: Legs.
Fritz Hansel: Dancing.
Fritz Gretel: Boobs.
Fritz Hansel: Randell.
Fritz Gretel: Sex.
Mr. McGree: I think they're trying to tell us something.

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Lupin III: That's Zenigata, truly the ideal of the Shoowa Period. A man incomparable for his determination to his work.

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Charles Bernstein: I'm Charles Bernstein. Attorney for the late Milton Parker.
Marvin Dummitz: You mean someone else is late now?

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The Muppet Movie picture

Dr. Teeth: Uh oh! It's the cops! The fuzz! The P-I-
Dr. Teeth: Never even crossed my mind!

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Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.

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Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Oh, come on, look at me, I'm a free man! The war is over, and I win.

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The Frisco Kid picture

Avram: ...In that case, would you like to fight for that last fish?
Tommy: You think you got a chance?
Avram: I think I can say with complete confidence... none, whatsoever. But I'm still hungry.
Tommy: Help yourself.

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