Best comedy movie quotes of 1979

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Monty Python's Life of Brian picture

Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

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Breaking Away picture

Mike: You want to tell me who did it?
Cyril: It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.

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1941 picture

Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Kid, you gotta get that sub.
Wally Stephens: What sub?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The Jap sub.
Wally Stephens: Where?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The ocean, lame-o.

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Hair picture

Jeannie: So, do you wanna to get married?
Claude Bukowski: To who?
Jeannie: Me.

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Rock 'n' Roll High School picture

Fritz Hansel: The gym.
Fritz Gretel: Girls.
Fritz Hansel: Music.
Fritz Gretel: Legs.
Fritz Hansel: Dancing.
Fritz Gretel: Boobs.
Fritz Hansel: Randell.
Fritz Gretel: Sex.
Mr. McGree: I think they're trying to tell us something.

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General Garcia: We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country.

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Manhattan picture

Isaac Davis: My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.

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Julius: There was no Emilia. She was a fantasy.
Daniel Michon: She was a lie.
Julius: She was an attempt to bring - a little romance - into my life.
Daniel Michon: That's pretty sad.
Julius: Any sadder than sitting in a darkened theater, pretending you are Robert Redford, performing heroic deeds?

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Lupin III: That's Zenigata, truly the ideal of the Shoowa Period. A man incomparable for his determination to his work.

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Meatballs picture

Hardware: Another panty raid, Trip?

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Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro picture

Lupin III: That's Zenigata, truly the ideal of the Shoowa Period. A man incomparable for his determination to his work.

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Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

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Scavenger Hunt picture

Charles Bernstein: I'm Charles Bernstein. Attorney for the late Milton Parker.
Marvin Dummitz: You mean someone else is late now?

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The Muppet Movie picture

Dr. Teeth: Uh oh! It's the cops! The fuzz! The P-I-
Piggie: DON'T YOU SAY IT!
Dr. Teeth: Never even crossed my mind!

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The Villain picture

Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.

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Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Oh, come on, look at me, I'm a free man! The war is over, and I win.

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Avram: ...In that case, would you like to fight for that last fish?
Tommy: You think you got a chance?
Avram: I think I can say with complete confidence... none, whatsoever. But I'm still hungry.
Tommy: Help yourself.

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Tom Trimble: Right after I'm burned at the stake I'll tell the whole story to King Arthur.
Senator Milburn: Would it not show more foresight to tell him before the burning?

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North Dallas Forty picture

Maxwell: You had better learn how to play the game, and I don't mean just the game of football.

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The Electric Horseman picture

Hallie Martin: Mr. Steele, why were you 45 minutes late to the press confrence?
Sonny Steele: Well, I'd like to aplogize for that. I was giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bottle of tequila. And, we lost her too.

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