Best comedy movie quotes of 1976

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Murder By Death picture

Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain hated herself.

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Bangles: Oh, hi, Bugsy.
Bugsy Malone: Hi, Bangles. Is Blousey there, please?
Bangles: She won't see you.
Bugsy Malone: Tell her I'm sick.
Bangles: You're sick?
Bugsy Malone: Yeah, sick of waiting.

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Franco: Remember the first rule of Italian driving. [Pulls the rearview mirror off and throws it over his shoulder.]. What's behind me is not important.

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George Caldwell: I've never milked a cow before.
Rita: Cut the gas, Steve, you're a grown man. I'm sure you've had some similar experience.

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Lindy: I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get.

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Clouseau: You're the cook?
Mr. Shork: No, I'm the gardener!
Clouseau: Ah, now we're getting somewhere!

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Harry Fishbine: This is still the United States of America, god damn it! Los Angeles, California! Land of the free, home of the.
Mother: Rams and the Dodgers.

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Terry Collier: That's just one of life's bitter ironies Bob.
Bob: I suffer a lot from those.

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Mrs. Andrews: Too late, Miss. Gibbons, I've already seen your action.

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Professor Moriarty: When must I - - -Leave?
Mycroft Holmes: Now.

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Kitty Baxter: Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.

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Blanche: You're a fink.
George: If I'm a fink then you're an ungrateful bitch.

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Tim: Sid what do you know about romance?
Sid: Nothing, I'm married.

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Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.

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