Best comedy movie quotes of 1976

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Movie Quote Quiz
The Gumball Rally picture

Franco: Remember the first rule of Italian driving. [Pulls the rearview mirror off and throws it over his shoulder.]. What's behind me is not important.

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The Bad News Bears picture

Bad News Bears: Around them bases we shall roam.

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Bugsy Malone picture

Bugsy Malone: What's your name?
Blousey Brown: Brown.
Bugsy Malone: Brown? Sounds like a loaf of bread.
Blousey Brown: Blousey Brown.
Bugsy Malone: Blousey Brown? Sounds like a stale loaf of bread.

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Murder By Death picture

Sam Diamond: I never did nothin' to a man that I wouldn't do to a woman.

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The Big Bus picture

Dan: Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it.

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The Pink Panther Strikes Again picture

Clouseau: You're the cook?
Mr. Shork: No, I'm the gardener!
Clouseau: Ah, now we're getting somewhere!

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The Seven Percent Solution picture

Mycroft Holmes: Ah Jenkins, we shall need a cab.

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The Likely Lads picture

Christina: I learn much this weekend Terry, it has been, how you say in English, an eyesore.

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Freaky Friday picture

Annabel: Max, you big hamburger.

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Nickelodeon picture

Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.

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Silver Streak picture

Grover Muldoon: So this is Mr. Big.
George Caldwell: That's the man.
Grover Muldoon: You ain't saying shit now, Mr. Big.
Roger Devereau: I must admit that I'm slightly at a loss for words. But on the other hand, I should warn you that you are a killer and you are wanted by the police in every state and I recommend that you, uh... be careful.

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The Seven-Per-Cent Solution picture

Sherlock Holmes: No, Watson! The Queen wouldn't like it.

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Mother, Jugs & Speed picture

Harry Fishbine: This is still the United States of America, god damn it! Los Angeles, California! Land of the free, home of the.
Mother: Rams and the Dodgers.

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Car Wash picture

Hippo: Boy, there's been some weird people in here today.

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Family Plot picture

Blanche: You're a fink.
George: If I'm a fink then you're an ungrateful bitch.

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