Best comedy movie quotes of 1969

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Hello Dolly! picture

Barnaby Tucker: Holy cabooses.

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Take The Money And Run picture

Louise: He'd have the gang over for a meeting and I'd put out a little tray of pretzels and bullets... I had to. He's my husband.

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Putney Swope picture

Reporter: Mr. Swope, did you sleep with your wife before you were married?
Putney Swope: Not a wink.

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Paint Your Wagon picture

Horton: Mr. Rumson, I swore I wouldn't tell anyone. I hope that means except my father and mother.
Ben Rumson: That means especially your father and mother.
Horton: But I've never kept anything from them before.
Ben Rumson: Well, it's time you started. Because when you do, a whole new world opens up.

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Stephanie: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.

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Support Your Local Sheriff picture

Pa Danby: If that gun had gone off, it'd of blowed right up in my face.
Jason McCullough: Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of good either, would it? What can I do for you, Mr. Danby?

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Charlie Brown: I've never gone through anything like that in my life. I never knew I could be so stupid. I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable.
Lucy Van Pelt: Wait until you get my bill.

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Ellen Moore: I feel wonderful Mr Carver, I had no idea having one's appendix out could be so exhilarating. I feel ten years younger.
Frederick Carver: Splendid! Splendid.
Ellen Moore: Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty?
Frederick Carver: You really feel as young as that?
Ellen Moore: No, that's what I am.

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Carry on Camping picture

Miss Haggerd: Don't rush me. I think you'll find it's worth waiting for.
Dr. Kenneth Soaper: So's Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey.

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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice picture

Carol Sanders: My darling, you did not do a terrible thing. You told me about it. If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating.
Bob Sanders: I know what cheating is. Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife That's cheating.

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Frosty the Snowman picture

The Magician: Now, give me that hat, or else.
Frosty: Or else - what?
The Magician: Oh... well, don't bother me with details. Give me that hat.

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The Italian Job picture

Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Castle Keep picture

The Count: The Maldorais line must continue, and God must know where the Americans fit. Americans are brave, and that is why they seem like children. They are young, wild animals, so what can you expect?.. I expect a child.

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