SS-Standartenführer Kramer: Let me remind you, Major, I'm a colonel in the SS and not a lieutenant who you can frighten with your threats.
SS-Sturmbannführer Von Hapen: Your military rank and position are obvious to me, Colonel, and so are your attempts to discredit me with superiors in Berlin.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer: If there is any discredit, you bring it upon yourself. Good night.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Chance Buckman: Exactly what did you tell her about Madame Loo?
Greg Parker: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
Dr. Zaius: Don't go looking for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
Pygar: An angel does not make love, an angel is love.
Captain Keene: Fire at will.
Brother Belcher: Poor old Will, why do they always fire at him?
Ringo: Nothing ever happens to me. I'd jump in the River Mersey but it looks like rain.