Little John: When your opponent's sittin' there holding all aces, there's only one thing left to do: Kick over the table.
Dreyfus: What about the maid?
Clouseau: The maid?
Dreyfus: Was he jealous of her too? He strangled her.
Clouseau: It is possible that his intended victim was a man and that he made a mistake.
Dreyfus: A mistake?.. in a nudist camp?
Clouseau: Nobody's perfect.
Dreyfus: Idiot nincompoop lunatic.
Charlie Strom: You see, the only man that's not afraid to die is the man that's dead already.