Best comedy movie quotes of 1960

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Ocean's Eleven picture

Danny Ocean: Well, I married you once and it didn't work out too well, so what's wrong with a little hey-hey?
Beatrice Ocean: Nothing... Nothing at all. I'd never knock it as long as there was a little love involved.
Danny Ocean: You mean there isn't.
Beatrice Ocean: On your part, not much.

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The Apartment picture

Fran Kubelik: I'd like to spell it out for you... Only I can't spell!

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La Dolce Vita picture

Steiner: We must get beyond passions, like a great work of art. In such miraculous harmony. We should love each other outside of time... detached.

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The Wackiest Ship in the Army picture

Lt. Rip Crandall: This hulk is commissioned? As what?
Ens. Tommy J. Hanson: It's unclassified, sir.
Lt. Rip Crandall: Uncla-? I can believe that.

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Pollyanna picture

Reverend Paul Ford: We looked for the good in them, and we found it, didn't we?

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The Grass Is Greener picture

Victor Rhyall, Earl: Sellers, have you seen my bible?
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: I'm afraid I've got it. I wanted to look something up.
Victor Rhyall, Earl: First you borrow my times, now you pinch my bible. That's democracy running amok.
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: I'm extremely sorry, Mylord. I'll put it back beside your bed.
Victor Rhyall, Earl: Anyway, you should have a bible of your own.
Trevor Sellers, the Butler: Well, the one you're using is mine, Mylord.

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Fouch: Besides, I've got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner.

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Where the Boys Are picture

Tuggle Carpenter: Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

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North to Alaska picture

Sam McCord: George, a wonderful thing about Alaska is that matrimony hasn't hit up here yet. Let's keep it a free country.

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Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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Bells Are Ringing picture

Ella: Did you ever try wearin' a suit?
Blake Barton: A suit?
Ella: A suit - s, u, t.

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Major Race: Is that your wife?
Lt. Col. Hyde: Yes.
Major Race: Is she dead?
Lt. Col. Hyde: No, no. I regret to say the bitch is still going strong.

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