Dr. Radford Baines: Hematoxic syndrome - it must be hematoxic syndrome.
David Morris: You say get a cat, get a cat, you say get a dog, I got a dog.
Dr. Warren Chapin: We don't need him, come on I want to show you something.
David Morris: Bet you in a fair fight that cat could lick this dog.
Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan: Fantastic! All the characteristics of plant life but no chlorophyll.
Benson Thacker: I have nothing against negroes, Ralph.
Ralph Burton: That's white of you.
Chase Winstead: Where's Pat and Liz?
Bob: Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead: Hey! I worked on that car myself.
Bob: That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something.
Chase Winstead: And that squirrel is just the one that could do it.