Jeff Peters: Orville, where are you?
Turkey Jackson: Right over here, behind these goosepimples.
Alberta Marlow: Mr. Leland, I believe that a man should tell the woman he's going to marry everything.
Rick Leland: Oh, in that case, I'll come clean.
Alberta Marlow: What?
Rick Leland: I look old, but that's because I've worried a lot. Actually, I haven't yet reached the age of legal consent, and if you don't get out of here, I'm gonna yell for help.
Alberta Marlow: All right, you can get yourself another heiress.
Charles Tobin: I can assure you that contrary to what is supposed and to what he may himself have told you, that young man is certainly not one of his country's enemies.
Mrs. Sutton: Charles, you're joking.
Charles Tobin: I mean exactly what I say. Mr. Kane is definitely no part of our little organization.
Professor Moriarty: The needle to the last, ay, Holmes?
Scheherazade: I would swear I have seen this man before. But where?
Ali Ben Ali: Maybe in your dreams.