Frank Whemple: You seem to think this thing has all the devils of hell in it. Why not burn it and be done with it?
Doctor Muller: An excellent sugggestion.
Luana: I happy, Johnny. I happy you steal me away and we live together. I happy you teach me kiss. I happy you hold me. I happy for everything! It was best thing that ever come to me.
Lil Andrews: Sally, I'm the happiest girl in the world. I'm in love and I'm gonna be married.
Sally: You're gonna marry Albert?
Lil Andrews: No, Gaerste.
Sally: In love with Gaerste?
Lil Andrews: No, Albert. Besides, I always did wanna learn French.
Sally: Oh, why don't you get yourself a laundryman and learn Chinese?
Joan: Remember our first?
Dan: We thought it was our last. You never can tell.
Jennings: Baravelli, I've got a proposition for you.
Professor Wagstaff: Watch yourself, Baravelli. He's almost as crooked as you are.
Dr. Otternschlag: Grand Hotel... always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.