Francine: Listen, sweetheart, you have a stable job, an adoring wife, and a family that loves you. That makes you the richest man in the world.
Stan: Oh. Oh, that's fantastic, Francine. I'm the richest man in the world. [Grabs phone] Hello? Bill Gates? Turns out I'm the richest guy in the world because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Francine: Oh, Stan, please.
Stan: Oh, hang on. That's the other line. Hello? UNICEF? Yes, I'd like to donate some of my immense riches. What's that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy.
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Factual error: Roger receives movies for his projector. When he plays it there is a tiny image and the 20th Century Fox logo. Then after Roger hits the projector and it turns to the window the 3, 2, 1 countdown is played. Normally it would go the 3, 2, 1 countdown first, then the 20th Century Fox logo.