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When Marshall and Barney are talking in the back of the cab, the red-edged black book on the dashboard moves back and forth between shots, though the cab is stationary. See more...

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As pointed out by an earlier contributor, the title of the book the girl at the bar is reading changes when Barney and Ted call dibs on her. But the picture shows the title as being "Brideshead Revisted"; "visited" is misspelled. See more...

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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - 5 quotes

starring Alyson Hannigan, Neil Patrick Harris (add more)

The Bracket (series 3)

Barney: She said I hooked up with her? What was her name, what did she look like?

Lily: She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs...kinda trashy.

Barney: Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?

Lily: Yes!

Barney: That's all of them!

The Platinum Rule (series 3)

Barney: Come on guys! She's gullible, I'm bored. We're perfect for each other.

Best Prom Ever (series 1)

Lily: Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?

Barney: Please, I'm ageless. Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep and you've got "statutory" written all over your body.

Robin: I never got to go to my prom; we always had field hockey nationals in the spring.

Barney: [Coughs, then speaks] Lesbian.

Robin: The cough was supposed to cover the lesbian.

Barney: No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.

Marshall: You should definitely go. Look, it's a chance to show her you are still friends and that you support her.

Barney: Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter, or even better, triple threat, hotter and bigger boobs!

Ted: That's only two.

Barney: Count again.

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