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The Unkindest Cut (series 2)

Nick: How do you expect me to make 5 star food with 4 star fungi?

Across whole show

Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.

Michael: You're going to kill dad?

Michael: The fact is, now that Mum's "hands-off", it's like there's two Bens, and one of you has to go.

Ben: What?

Michael: You're expendable.

Ben: Erm, I'm what... expendable?

Michael: You see? That's another thing. You're very slow on the uptake.

Ben: Michael, are you firing me?

Michael: Very, very slow.

Ben: I don't believe this. You can't fire me. I quit years ago.

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