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Season 4, Episode 7: "You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover" - When Lynette opens the trunk of her sister's car, the trunk can actually be seen opening twice. See more...

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There are only two episodes of the show not to be narrated by Brenda Strong. They are "My Husband, The Pig" (Steven Culp) and "Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know" (Nicollette Sheridan). See more...

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Silly People (series 2)

Carlos: You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.

Gabrielle: Well, they should have called ahead.

Pilot (series 1)

Susan Mayer: And then he got this Zen look on his face and he said, "you know Susan, most men lead quiet lives of desperation."

Lynette Scavo: Please tell me you punched him.

Susan Mayer: No. I said, "really? And what do most women lead? Lives of noisy fufillment?

Gabrielle: I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits.

Ah, But Underneath (series 1)

Lynette: My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.

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