Across whole show

Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

Geraldine: Well, here's to love and marriage, which go together like a horse and carriage, according to Cole Porter, who should know, he was gay.

The Christmas Lunch Incident (series 99)

Alice: I'm all ears. Well I'm not all ears... I'm face and tummy and legs and lots of other bits, including some rather private bits I only let a doctor see. Only he wasn't a doctor, and he got arrested soon after.

Across whole show

Geraldine: You were expecting a bloke. Beard, bible, bad breath?

David: Yes, that sort of thing.

Geraldine: Yeah...and instead you got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.

David: So I see.