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In the episode "Help Wanted" when Spongebob makes Krabby Patties for the anchovies, Spongebob chops lettuce, patties, and onions for some of the buns and the buns don't have patties, tomatoes, or cheese on them. And when he's done dancing, when you look at the patty buns there is no onion but there is a patty and lettuce. Also in later episodes, the way he made those patties isn't the way he makes them now. And the way he makes them now has tomatoes and cheese on them. But this could probably be wrong due to it being a pilot episode. See more...

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In the episode "Karate" when Sandy is about to pour the hot sause over Spongebob's tongue, the face on the sause that laughs and taunts Spongebob is Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob. See more...

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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - 14 quotes

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Valentine's Day / The Paper (series 1)

Patrick Star: You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!

MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost (series 1)

Squidward: Spongebob, are you trying to drive me to the nut house?

Spongebob: No. Just into this hole.

Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs (series 2)

Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?

Spongebob: No free napkins?

Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!

Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.

Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?

Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?

Squidward: What?

Spongebob Squarepants: Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I was pushing you too hard?

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob Squarepants: You did? Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob Squarepants: You did?

Spongebob Squarepants: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new tactic.

Patrick Star: I got it! Let's get naked!

Spongebob Squarepants: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.

Squidward Tentacles: Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where it's almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards.

Mr. Krabs: The health inspector is here! If he finds one health violation, he'll shut us down for good! We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes the Krusty Krab!

Spongebob Squarepants: But, Mr. Krabs, there's nothing to worry about. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.

Mr. Krabs: You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son?

Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, this is the final straw. I'm going to move so far away, that I will be able to brag about it. I would rather tear out my brain stem, walk out to the middle of the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue living where I do now.

TV announcer: Hi, there. Is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out in the middle of the nearest three-way-

Squidward Tentacles: Four-way.

TV announcer: Four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue living where you do now?

Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, there's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met. Goodbye.

[Squidward believes Spongebob has swallowed an exploding pie.]

Squidward Tentacles: We gotta call the hospital!

Mr. Krabs: Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie hits his lower intestine - boom!

Squidward Tentacles: You've seen this before?

Mr. Krabs: 11 times, as a matter of fact.

[Squidward calls the hospital anyway.]

Squidward Tentacles: Hello, doctor. Won't do any good? 11 times?!?

[Squidward and Spongebob beleive robots are taking over the world]

Squidward Tentacles: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy.

Spongebob Squarepants: Hello, operator. Get me the navy.

Phone recording: Hello, you've reached the navy's automated phone service.

Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward! The robots are running the navy!

[Spongebob and Patrick have just been fried by Man-Ray]

Patrick Star: What's that smell?

Spongebob Squarepants: That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.

Patrick Star: Oh, good. I thought it was my skin.

Spongebob Squarepants: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

Fish: Hello?

Patrick Star: I love you.

[Spongebob and Patrick have wrecked Mr. Krabs' first dollar]

Patrick Star: This is all Mr. Krab's fault. If he hadn't had hung that stupid dollar in the first place. It's not as if it looks like any regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall and Krabs wouldn't know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall.

Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, take out your wallet.

Patrick Star: I don't see where you're going with this.

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