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Leo McGarry: How are you doing, Ainsley?

Ainsley Hayes: [Nervous] I'm concerned about peeing on your carpet.

Leo McGarry: Ok, well, now I am too.

Ainsley Hayes: Can I use your bathroom?

Leo McGarry: Sure.

[She walks into the closet.]

President Bartlet: Where is she?

Sam Seaborn: In the closet.

President Bartlet: Come on out Ainsley. What were you doing in the closet?

Ainsley Hayes: I had to pee.

President Bartlet: They wont let me smoke inside, but you can pee in Leo's closet.

Leo McGarry: You can sign the president's name?

Margaret: Yeah.

Leo McGarry: On a document removing him from power and giving it to someone else?

Margaret: Yeah. Or do you think the White House Counsel would say that's a bad idea?

Leo McGarry: I think the White House Counsel would say that's a Coup D'Etat.

Margaret: I'd probably end up doing some time for that.

Leo McGarry: I would think.

Toby: A hooker?

Sam: Call girl.

Toby: Oh, well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.

Josh: You know what, CJ? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista. Wow, that was way too far.

C.J.: No. No. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass.

Josh: Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?

C.J.: I'm a whole new woman.

President Bartlet: I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?