Farscape
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Losing Time - S3-E9

John: [To Pike DRD] We're gonna have a little chat. Moya must know that there's something seriously wrong with Pilot. We gotta get that thing out of him. Does she have any idea how we can do that?
Pike DRD: Beep, beep, beep...
John: You understand any of this?
Chiana: No.
John: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no. You understand?
Pike DRD: [Blinks once].

Super Grover

That Old Black Magic - S1-E8

[Rygel stealing John's boots.]
John: Rygel! What the hell are you...where am I?
Rygel: [Lying] You...you died down on the planet.
D'Argo and...and Aeryn brought your corpse up here and I...I revived you. Oh...yes. The others, yeah, they wanted to set your body adrift, uh...but I insisted I could save your life. And I did!
John: [Laughing] Of course you did. It's not Kansas. And you're way too homely to be Auntie Em. Come here, Toto. [Gives Rygel a big kiss].

Super Grover

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Where's the you-know-what?
Rygel: I knew you wouldn't come back just for me!
John: What'd you do with it?
Rygel: It's safe and sound.
John: Did you swallow it?
Rygel: Swallow it? Yes. Yes. Which means you're going to have to take me back as I am or disembowel me here.
John: Don't you tempt me, Fluffy.

Super Grover

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Aeryn: Crichton should be back by now.
D'Argo: Well he's probably at the wrong end of some Tavlek weapon somewhere.
Aeryn: Imagine...somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.

Super Grover

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Zhaan: Where's Rygel?
John: Our Supreme Eminence has been bagged. Pilot! Get a tractor beam on that shuttle!
Pilot: Tractor beam? What's that?
John: Graviton field. Attracto ray. Superglue. Whatever it is that you yanked me aboard with.
Pilot: You mean the docking web?

Super Grover

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Fine. Yes. You're right. We know almost nothing about the Tavloids.
Aeryn: Tavleks.
John: Whatever. Tavloid...Tav...We do know they will pay us to haul cargo which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your...John Wayne impression.
Aeryn: John Wayne? Who's that? A relative?
John: John Wayne? No. The big guy. "True Grit," "The Searchers," "The Cowboys," "Genghis Khan." Uh no, look, forget about Genghis Khan - everybody makes a bad movie. But the point is...
Aeryn: Look. No. The point is that I'm not going to meet that shuttle unarmed. Simple as that.
John: Kung Fu! Kung Fu never carried a gun.

Super Grover

Liars, Guns and Money (1): A Not So Simple Plan - S2-E19

Akkor: What is your business?
John: This is a depository, right? We have something to deposit.
Akkor: What makes you think we'd be interested?
John: You ever hear of KFC?
Akkor: KFC?
John: It is, to my knowledge, unique in the universe, and unique...is always valuable. Now we have managed to procure all 11 secret ingredients. What we need to do now is discuss the terms of.

Super Grover

Self-Inflicted Wounds (1): Could'a, Would'a, Should'a - S3-E3

Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided. They must have been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillion generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with non-thermal dimensional forces.
Aeryn: Do you understand any of those words?
John: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek. It's just the order that they're in.

Super Grover

Family Ties - S1-E22

John: Hey, D'Argo. How come I'm not afraid?
D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John: I love hanging with you, man. My Dad's good luck charm.
D'Argo: Does it work?
John: I'm alive. So far. Kirk and Spock. Abbott and Costello. First base.

Super Grover

Jeremiah Crichton - S1-E14

D'Argo: You thought you would stay here the rest of your life.
John: I haven't stopped thinking that. Look around, D'Argo. There's a lot worse places. Since I left my home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at... I've had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.

Super Grover

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Relativity - S3-E10

Visible crew/equipment: When Stark and Aeryn are back aboard Talyn with Xhalax, who is tied up, when Stark says, "As far as I can tell, Talyn's systems are almost back to normal," we can see the puppeteer's face (wearing a weird black mask) and hands under Rygel's hoverchair.

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Trivia: Over the course of the four seasons, D'Argo's face mask / make-up changes considerably. First season, his face was a dark beige colour, and his nose was very obviously just stuck on. Three seasons later, his face is brown with a reddish tint, with much rounder features.

Phoebe

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Question: Why is John's Farscape-1 module able to navigate wormholes where some other, more sophisticated craft, notably Peacekeeper Prowlers, cannot without liquifying passengers?

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Chosen answer: It's never explained. John mentions a theory that his less technologically developed craft simply interferes with the wormhole less than the "superior" Vipers, but they never make a concrete determination on that point. But we also have to take into account the fact that Moya traverses wormholes with no ill effect as well.

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