Across whole show
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards!
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (series 1)
Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.
Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (series 1)
Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
Across whole show
Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
Weight Gain 4000 (series 1)
Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!'
Cartman: They do not!!
Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass!



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