Across whole show

Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.

Kyle: You bastards!

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (series 1)

Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.

Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (series 1)

Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

Across whole show

Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.

Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.

Phillip: We're not?

Weight Gain 4000 (series 1)

Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!'

Cartman: They do not!!

Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass!