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The Simpsons (1989) - 70 quotes
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Directed by Matt Groening, starring Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner, Kelsey Grammer, Nancy Cartwright, Phil Hartman, Yeardley Smith (add more)
Across whole show
Homer's brain: It's simple, just use reverse psycology.
Homer: Reverse psycology? That sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Alright, don't use reverse psycology.
Homer: Alright, I will!
Homer: Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And man do I get hurt!
Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
TV Announcer: Coming up next, Carmen Electra stars in "Boobs", about psychology students and their teacher who wants to be take seriously.
Homer: Aw. I thought it was about her boobs.
Grampa: I already got enough doctors poking at me here and pinching me over here and grabbing me down here and jiggling me under here. And that's just the receptionist!
Homer Simpson: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson: Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
Homer: I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [Makes sound effects and laughs.] Where was I? Oh yeah. Stay out of my booze.
Sideshow Bob: Urgh. Rakes, my arch-enemy.
Bart: I thought I was your arch-enemy.
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.
Homer: Please, don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important for kids to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
Homer: If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer: Please press any key. Where's the any key?
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