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The story behind why Trigger calls Rodney Dave is that apparently Roger Lloyd Pack kept getting names mixed up during rehearsals early on in the show's history. "Dave" came from David Jason when he was actually with Nicholas Lyndhurst [Rodney]. It stuck and quickly became part of the show's immense appeal. See more...

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Only Fools and Horses (1981) - 10 quotes

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Uncle Albert: Is that the radio I hear, Rodney?

Rodney: No, Elton John popped in and he's rehearsing in the kitchen!

Rodney: I've been thinking.

Del Boy: Oh, leave it out Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is.

Del Boy: Sit down, Rodney. Keep your brains warm.

Rodney: [talking about how to get a date with a beautiful woman] Just be yourself.

Del Boy: Oh, leave it out, Rodney; I wanna be in with at least half a chance!

Del Boy: He who dares Rodney, he who dares.

Del Boy: There's no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes.

Trigger: Problems, Dave?

Rodney: I don't want to talk about it Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something?

Trigger: Yeah once.

Rodney: Yeah, How did you get out of it?

Trigger: Well I didn't - I was guilty.

Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?

Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.

Boycie: Yeah, how?

Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.

May the Force Be with You (series 3)

Slater: Remember the days Del, all us lads down at the river playing Pirates? Trigger was Long John Silver, Boycie was the shipmate...what character did I play, Del?

Del: You played the bloke that walked the plank.

Slater: Yeah that's right, I was always the bloke that walked the plank. I was in and out of that water more times than a duck's head! I always wanted to be Blue Beard!

Del: Well you should've asked.

Slater: I did, but you'd never let me!

Del: I did...once.

Slater: Oh yeah, I remember that was the day that Blue Beard had to walk the plank, wasn't it.

Modern Men (series 8)

Mike: Well?

Trigger: Well what?

Mike: What are they naming the baby?

Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're calling him Rodney, after Dave.

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