Our Mrs. Reynolds (series 1)

Mal: Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell... but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

The Train Job (series 1)

Mal: You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free!

Zoe: Well, can I have your share?

Mal: No!

Zoe: If you die, can I have your share?

Mal: Yes.

Shindig (series 1)

Inara: I like watching the game. Like a lot of situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back.

Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man.

Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

Safe (series 1)

River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are.

Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

Across whole show

River Tam: Jayne is a girl's name.