Angel (1999) - 33 quotes

Lullaby (series 3)

Daniel Holtz: You said you worked for the law.

Lilah: No, I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law.

Over The Rainbow (series 2)

Lorne: How you holding up?

Angel: I want to go, bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that "eureka" moment.

Wesley: Eureka!

Angel: Oh, thank God.

Lorne: You mean he actually says "eureka"?

Eternity (series 1)

Wesley: You walk a fine line, Angel. I don't envy you.

Somnambulist (series 1)

Cordelia: People really do change.

Angel: Yes, they do. And sometimes they change back. If the day ever comes that I...

Cordelia: Oh, I'll kill you dead.

[Pause]

Angel: Thanks.

Over The Rainbow (series 2)

[Sunlight in Pylea doesn't harm vampires]

Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?

Judgment (series 2)

[Meeting Lorne for the first time]

Cordelia: Who is this guy?

Wesley: He's anagogic.

Cordelia: Really? He looks like he's eating enough.

[Angel is refusing to sing at Caritas]

Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.

Waiting In The Wings (series 3)

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?

Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.

Cordelia: What did you just call me?

Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.

Cordelia: No, after that.

Angel: I saw their production of "Giselle" in 1890. I wept like a baby, and I was evil!

Orpheus (series 4)

Willow: You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son.

Connor: It's Connor.

Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?

Inside Out (series 4)

Angel: All this time, it was you, wasn't it?

Cordelia: Took you long enough to figure it out. But nice turn with the Lorne bait. You know, there was a time I would have seen that one coming eons before it ever crossed your tiny little mind.

Angel: Because you're so clever.

Cordelia: On a scale of you to me? Pretty damn.

Dear Boy (series 2)

Gunn: As evil blood-sucking vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?

Wesley: Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.

Cordelia: We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!

Gunn: So he and Darla together, bad combo?

Wesley: They rampaged through half the known world until Angel got his soul.

Cordelia: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had 150 years to get it right.

Somnambulist (series 1)

Angel: Can I come in?

Kate Lockley: Oh, that's right. You need to be invited in, don't you?

Angel: You've been doing your homework.

Kate Lockley: Want to quiz me? I'm just full of fun facts. For instance, I learned your friend has been in L.A. before. Did you know that? Yeah, at least twice. Once in 1929 and again in 1963. Oh, and there was something in Boston in 1908. I think he was there, too.

Angel: So you believe me.

Kate Lockley: Yes, I believe you.

Angel: Good, because he's planning something else.

Kate Lockley: Angelus. Isn't that what he called you? Angelus. I looked it up, it's all right there. The demon with the face of an angel. A particularly brutal bastard by all accounts. Oh, and no, you can't come in.

That Old Gang Of Mine (series 3)

Gunn: I think I proved you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.

Angel: No. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you *have* to kill me. And you do.

Awakening (series 4)

Angel: We're gonna need a cage.

Lorne: Cage?

Angel: A strong one. About ten by twelve, steel reinforced. Two inch bars, maybe three. I'll make some calls.

Gunn: What, he thinks something like that's gonna hold the Beast?

Wesley: It's not for the Beast. It's for him.

Illyria: [after killing a guard and tossing the body aside] Your race is weak. How did you get to control all this?

Knox: Opposable thumbs?

Expecting (series 1)

Angel: I really don't like it when people shoot me.

Eternity (series 1)

[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]

Angel: I can't take your case.

Cordelia: [in the outer office] ARE YOU INSANE?!

Parting Gifts (series 1)

Wesley: I'm a rogue demon hunter now.

Cordelia: Wow.

[Pause]

Cordelia: What's a rogue demon?

Sanctuary (series 1)

Buffy: You hit me!

Angel: Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.