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Eternity (series 1)

Rebecca: I just wanted....

Angelus: To be like me? Hey, I can't blame you, I'm one happy fella. [Pins her to the wall.] Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievebly LONG hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.

City Of (series 1)

Cordelia: I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!

Russell Winters: What? No, I'm not.

Cordelia: Are too!

Russell Winters: I don't know what you're talking about.

Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when... I'm... alone with him... in his fortress-like home.

Across whole show

Cordelia: He could have kept me in blue boxes.

Angel: Blue boxes?

Cordelia: Tiffany's!

First Impressions (series 2)

[Angel's trying to get out of wearing a pink bike helmet.]

Angel: Well, it - it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?

Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

In The Dark (series 1)

[Watching from on top of a building as Angel talks to a woman he just saved, Spike guesses what is being said.]

Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?

[as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. [Rachel reaches for Angel's head] No, not the hair. Never the hair.

[as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?

[as Angel] No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

[as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so...

[as Angel] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

Shells (series 5)

[Spike crashes to the floor and sits up looking furious.]

Spike: Right! We are gonna set some ground rules. Number one - don't hit me in the face. Number two - when I hit you in the face, you tell me how it feels, so I can write that on my clipboard. Number three (holds up the clipboard) don't touch my clipboard.

Not Fade Away (series 5)

Lindsey: If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team.

Angel: I want you, Lindsey.

[He pauses and they exchange a look.]

Angel: I'm thinking about rephrasing that.

Lindsey: Would you? I'd be more comfortable.

City Of (series 1)

Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings, I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy that killed Tina, and I want to look him in the eye.

Doyle: Then what?

Angel: Then, I'm going to share my feelings.

Heartthrob (series 3)

Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a Lurite, it was a Murite, a subspecies of the Lurite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.

Gunn: I'm so glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.

Birthday (series 3)

Angel: The enemy of my enemy...

Lilah: Can kiss my ass too.

City Of (series 1)

Cordelia: So are you still [makes a vampire face] "grrr"?

Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.

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