The Wink (series 7)

Elaine: So you're saying that 95% of the population is undateable?

Jerry: UNDATEABLE!

Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?

Jerry: Alcohol.

The Big Salad (series 6)

Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.

Jerry: No. There's not. There's less.

Elaine: Well, maybe there is and we just don't know it.

Jerry: No, trust me. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

The Wait Out (series 7)

Elaine: The thing about George is, he's an idiot.

Across whole show

Kramer: It's a write off for them.

Jerry: Write it off what?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No, I don't.

Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.

Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.