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The private jet that the limo pulls up to on the ground and the one that they show the gang on while flying are two different types of planes. See more...
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Helen Slater (Jerry's interest in this episode) played the lead in the movie Supergirl. Jerry is a huge Superman fan. See more...
Seinfeld (1990) - 11 quotes
starring Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards (add more)
Jerry: You can't keep avoiding her.
George Costanza: Why not? If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.
Cosmo Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.
Jerry: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
George Costanza: It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
The Wink (series 7)
Elaine: So you're saying that 95% of the population is undateable?
Jerry: UNDATEABLE!
Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry: Alcohol.
The Big Salad (series 6)
Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No. There's not. There's less.
Elaine: Well, maybe there is and we just don't know it.
Jerry: No, trust me. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
The Wait Out (series 7)
Elaine: The thing about George is, he's an idiot.
Kramer: It's a write off for them.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.






