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Will & Grace (1998) - 25 quotes
starring Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Megan Mullally, Sean Hayes (add more)
Von Trapped (series 8)
Grace: Do you think people can tell I'm Maria even though I don't have my Captain Von Trapp?
Karen: Of course, honey. You make a perfect Maria...you're sweet and perky and you're obviously not cut out to be a nun. 'Cause you're a whore.
Grace: Thanks, Karen!
Karen: And a Jew...
Grace: Yeah, I got it!
Grace: You know what I do when I feel scared?
Jack: Fart a little and then deny it?
Grace: No! Well, after that.
Bathroom Humor (series 8)
Rosario: I'm sorry lady, I sent them invitations by mistake.
Karen: [sighs] Oh yeah? I think the real mistake was when your father spotted your mother across a crowded swamp, dragged her back to his hut and made you.
Rosario: I never should have shown you our home movies.
A Little Christmas Queer (series 8)
Karen: Well, the tousled hair, the slightly smeared lipstick, the disheveled clothing. Either you're on your way to work or the holiday whore is back.
Swish Out Of Water (series 8)
Will: The Coalition for Justice sounds like the kind of place where superheroes work. I'm like the gay Superman, waiting to meet my Lewis Lane.
Birds of a Feather Boa (series 8)
Jack: The ratings for Jack Talk came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Grace: Wow!
Will: In this case that means 17 people watched and 10 of them dressed as Cher.
The Old Man And The Sea (series 8)
Jack: Would you say that I have a swimmer's body?
Will: Unless it's in a trunk in your closet, I'd say no.
Grace: Oh my God. This is so delicious. I have been living with a gay guy for so long I forgot what the skin of chicken tastes like.
Jack: Welcome to Cynical Island, population: you.
Grace: That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.
Karen: You say potato, I say vodka.
Karen: Sorry I'm late. Oh God, that sounded insincere... I'm late!
Karen: Hey Hey Hey Hey, This is a place of business! We are trying to get some work done in here and we don't need you just barging... wait, I'm saying it and I don't even buy it!
Karen: Oh, coulda shoulda prada!
Karen: It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency.
Karen: [storming angrily out of the Principal's Office] You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!
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