Across whole show

Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.

Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.

Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.