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[Randal reads a newspaper while a customer studies two rental choices.]

Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.

[Randal continues reading, not even ackowledging her]

Customer: Are either of these any good?

[Randal continues to read.]

Customer: Sir!

Randal: What?

Customer: Are either of these any good?

Randal: I don't watch movies.

Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?

Randal: No.

Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies]

Customer: Well, how about these two movies?

[Randal still never looks up.]

Randal: They suck!

Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.

Randal: No, I wasn't.

Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal: I hope it feels good.

Customer: You hope what feels good?

Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...

Randal: You'll be missed.

Customer: Screw you!

[The customer storms out. Randal runs out into the street.]

Randal: Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: Yeah!

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The "No Shoplifting" sign is gone when Randal sells cigarettes to the girl. See more...

Trivia

Jeff Anderson had absolutely no acting experience prior to this film, and really never wanted to be in it. He was friends with Kevin Smith, and actually auditioned for the part of Jay, almost as a joke. Of course he didn't get it, but a few weeks later Kevin called him and asked him to read for Randall (whom Smith had written for himself, hence Randall having all the best jokes). Smith thought he was dead on for the part of Randall and gave it to him, and then decided to take the part of Silent Bob for himself. See more...

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Continuity: The "No Shoplifting" sign is gone when Randal sells cigarettes to the girl.

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