Amanda Seyfried (back to the A list / S list)

Savannah Curtis: The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all.

Sylvia Weis: I didn't mean to shoot him, I wanted to scare him.

Will Salas: I think you did both.

Sophie: That's so romantic.

Charlie: What's so romantic about eating in the dirt?

Charlie: Patricia is my cousin!

Sophie: How is that legal?

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

Cady: Well there must be something you're good at.

Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

Cady: No no no. Anything else?

Karen: Well, I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady: What do you mean?

Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

Cady: Really? That's amazing.

Karen: Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.

Karen: What? He's a good kisser.

Gretchen: He's your cousin.

Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

Gretchen: Right.

Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...

Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.

Karen: That's not right, is it?

Gretchen: That is so not right.

Peter: Do you want to marry him?

Valerie: You know I don't.

Peter: Prove it.

Valerie: How?

Peter: Run away with me.

Valerie: I'll do anything to be with you.

Peter: I thought you'd say that.