Zac Efron (back to the Z list / E list)

Mike O' Donnell: And the 3rd rule, Stan has a small weener.

Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?

Mike: I've know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!

Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.

Mike O' Donnell: When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you.

Ned Gold: Soooo, what did we learn in school today?

Mike O' Donnell: That I'm a bad dad.

Troy Bolton: How's your show going?

Sharpay Evans: How's it going? This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.