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Quotes from Jesse Spencer

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House, M.D. quotes

House: I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell"?

Dr. Chase: I'm Australian.

House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British.

Dr. Foreman: Have you seen the latest research?

Dr. Chase: Yes, I have. What I haven't seen lately is a kid eating an apple or riding a bike. You Americans can't even compete with the rest of the world in basketball anymore, unless, of course, it's the type you play with a remote control on a big screen TV.

Dr. Foreman: Right.

House: Wait! Are you going to let him say that? He insulted our basketball teams!

House: Sorry - up late. Internet porn.

Dr. Chase: How come you're not in your office?

House: Because there is a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off.

House: Did I miss anything?

Dr. Chase: Kitchen sink?

House: Well, we could certainly give that...oh, you minx.

Dr. Cameron: I'll check into it.

Dr. Foreman: I'll make the call.

Dr. Chase: I'll keep the kid alive. For a while at least.

House: I'll have lunch.

Dr. Cameron: Scan showed a mass in her pancreas.

Dr. Chase: Looks malign. Probably inoperable. I'd give her two months.

House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.