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Quotes from Debra Messing
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Will & Grace quotes
Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.
Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?
Grace: That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.
Grace: Jealous?
Will: I don't need your man. I've got George Clooney.
Grace: Do you think people can tell I'm Maria even though I don't have my Captain Von Trapp?
Karen: Of course, honey. You make a perfect Maria...you're sweet and perky and you're obviously not cut out to be a nun. 'Cause you're a whore.
Grace: Thanks, Karen!
Karen: And a Jew...
Grace: Yeah, I got it!
Grace: You know what I do when I feel scared?
Jack: Fart a little and then deny it?
Grace: No! Well, after that.
Jack: The ratings for Jack Talk came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Grace: Wow!
Will: In this case that means 17 people watched and 10 of them dressed as Cher.
Grace: Oh my God. This is so delicious. I have been living with a gay guy for so long I forgot what the skin of chicken tastes like.