Mistakes in films/shows featuring Debra Messing
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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will & Grace | 348 | 7 | 96 | 13 | 17 |
Quotes from Debra Messing
Below are a few quotes involving Debra Messing - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.
Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.
Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?
Grace: That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.
Grace: Don't answer that. It's probably just the wind... blowing a pine cone against the door... three times in rapid succession.
Grace: Your cook's name is 'Cook'?'
Karen: No, Grace, he has a name. I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me... "Where are my damned eggs... Paul!" Paul. God, Paul is dead. Now who the hell is gonna cook for us?!
[hearing that her Cook is dead, Karen desides to try and cook.]
Karen: Men, go hunt wild gain, there's a white pantry three miles down the hill.
[She throws the keys at Jack and Will. They let it fall to the ground making no attempt to catch it.]
Grace: Karen, the gays don't catch.
Will: So, I gave my number to that guy at Border's bookstore today...
Grace: Phone number or business card?
Will: Business card...
Grace: Not hot.
Will: What, what do you mean?
Grace: "Hi, I'm intimidated by the possibility of rejection...but my secretary isn't...CALL HER!!"
Will: I am not intimidated.
Grace: Then call him.
Will: I know, but I could open my mouth, and...where does that leave me?
Grace: You're a disgrace to your people.
[At an art show, Grace is surprised when Will clamps his hands over her breasts.]
Will: I think you've sprung a leak.
Grace: What're you talking about?
[He lifts his hands, and her water bra sprays twin streams.]
Will: I haven't been with a woman in some time, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to do that.
[Karen walks past them.]
Karen: Good lord, why don't you two get a room?
[An extremely young nurse enters to take Grace's blood.]
Grace: Isn't— isn't there someone else who is a little more… experienced? Someone who didn't drive in… on a Big Wheel?
Nurse Pittman: [in a lispy Valley girl lilt] Oh, I don't drive. I keep taking the test over and over again, but I'm all, "This is hard!"