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Quotes from Michael Richards

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Seinfeld quotes

Kramer: It's a write off for them.

Jerry: Write it off what?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No, I don't.

Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.

Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.

Cosmo Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.