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Quotes from Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld quotes
Kramer: It's a write off for them.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer. Well they do, and they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.
Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No. There's not. There's less.
Elaine: Well, maybe there is and we just don't know it.
Jerry: No, trust me. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: So you're saying that 95% of the population is undateable?
Jerry: UNDATEABLE!
Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry: Alcohol.
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
Jerry: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jerry: You can't keep avoiding her.
George Costanza: Why not? If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.