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Red Dwarf quotes

Lister: Get real, man. Most eunuchs have got more balls than you.

Lister: What, they fixed your core program and then decided they'd be better off without you?

Holly: Yeah, it was shortly after they met me.

Lister: I'm going to pass the exams and become an officer.

Rimmer: Oh, come on, wise up, Lister!

Lister: You'll have to salute me, Rimmer! You'll have to call me "sir!" You'll have to give me Kochanski! And me cigarettes!

Rimmer: And on that day, Lister, Satan will be skating to work.

[Rimmer is drunk]

Lister: What time is it?

Rimmer: [Crawls over to the alarm clock] Saturday.

Lister: Is that the best you can do?

Rimmer: There are some numbers next to it but they could be anything.

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