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John Constantine: I did tell you to move the car.
Chaz: Yeah, well if you'd have told me that there was going to be a 300 pound mirror with a pissed off demon inside it falling from a window, I would've moved it further, John.
Jack Bondurant: You can make moonshine whiskey from just about anything. Turnips, pumpkins, blackberries, cornmeal, tree bark. Anything.
Bertha Minnix: You're an outlaw, Jack.
Jack Bondurant: No, it's just a matter of perspective. I'm just doing what any man around here would do if he had the same strength of character.
Ron Witwicky: I got a little surprise for you son.
[Drives by a Porsche dealership.]
Sam Witwicky: No, no no, no no! You got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam Witwicky: How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the world-wide web.
Trent: Didn't you try out for the football team last year?
Sam Witwicky: No, that wasn't like a real tryout. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: What's it about? Sucking in sports?
Sam Witwicky: No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. It's a good book. Your friends would love it. It's got mazes in it, coloring areas, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. But, like a different...you know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
Sam Witwicky: So, listen. I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, uh... give you a ride home.
Sam Witwicky: That woman just called me a messenger. Can you believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.
Wheelie: Oh I believe that. I'll tell you Sam, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.
Sam Witwicky: Humans are working with the Decepticons.
Dylan: You think you're a hero? YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm just a messenger.
NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Health and Human Services.
Sam Witwicky: Right, packin' M4's?
Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!
Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!
Bumblebee: "What is"... "your"... "purpose"... Sam?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know. I wanna... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.
Mikaela Banes: I'm breaking up with you.
Sam Witwicky: Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.
Sam Witwicky: I'm sending over the D-Day shirt.
Mikaela Banes: I can't believe you still have that.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I bled in this thing. It's like my Rangers jersey.
Jetfire: My father was a wheel, the first wheel, you know what he transformed into?
Sam Witwicky: No.
Jetfire: Nothing! But he did it with honor, pride and dignity!
Jacob Moore: If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?
Jacob Moore: Is this a threat?
Gordon Gekko: Absolutely.