Zooey Deschanel (back to the Z list / D list)

Partygoer: So Tom, what is it that you do?

Tom: I uh, I write greeting cards.

Summer: Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.

Partygoer: That's unusual, I mean, what made you go from one to the other?

Tom: I guess I just figured, why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card.

Summer: You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.

Tom: What happens when you fall in love?

Summer: You believe in that?

Tom: It's love, it's not Santa Claus.

Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.

Tom: Knew what?

Summer: What I was never sure of with you.

Tom: Nobody loves Ringo Starr.

Summer: That's what I love about him.

Summer: We're just friends.

Tom: No! Don't pull that with me! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!

Summer: All we ever do is argue!

Tom: That is bullshit!

Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.

Ford: What is normal?

Trillian: What is home?

Zaphod: What are cows?

Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

Allison: Are you stalking me?

Carl Allen: No, I would never do that. Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!

Belladonna: How are you going to make me love you?

Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.