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Futurama quotes
Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first.
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.
Fry: Bender, this world just isn't good enough for you.
Bender: Not even close.
Fry: Look. Normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn.
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!
Leela: Aw. Poor Nibbler, chipped a fang. [Kisses Nibblers cheek.]
Bender: Hey! I got a busted ass here. I don't see anyone kissing it.
Dr. Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.
Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.
Lrr: Mmmm. This jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooooooo!