Billy West (back to the B list / W list)

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Fry: Bender, this world just isn't good enough for you.

Bender: Not even close.

Fry: Look. Normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn.

Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!

Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.

Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.

Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?

Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.

Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag!

Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Leela: You're just jealous.

Fry: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.