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The Simpsons quotes
[Homer is driving and crashes into a statue of a deer]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer.
Lionel Hutz: Uh oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's sorta had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
[Homer runs naked through the kitchen, where Patty and Selma are eating.]
Patty: [after seeing Homer] There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
Marge: Homer, no! You'll kill us all!
Homer: Or die trying...
Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy!
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [Pauses] A dinosaur.
Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
Marge: I don't want to snuggle with Max Power.
Homer: Max Power doesn't snuggle. You just strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.