Chris Evans (back to the C list / E list)

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?

Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?

Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Tony Stark: Falling in line's not really my style.

Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?

Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.

Peggy Carter: How do you feel?

Steve Rogers: Taller.

Steve Rogers: That wasn't so bad...

Abraham Erskine: That was the penicillin.

Steve Rogers: I know you don't think I can do this...

James 'Bucky' Barnes: This isn't a backyard, Steve, it's a war!

Howard Stark: I'd love to stay and talk, but I have to be in New Mexico by morning.

Steve Rogers: What's in New Mexico?

Howard Stark: The Rio Grande. Billy the Kid's resting place. Los Almos. This and that, you know.

Susan Storm: You were at 4,000 degrees Kelvin! You were approaching supernova!

Johnny Storm: Sweet!

Susan Storm: No, not "sweet"! That's the heat of the sun!

Reed Richards: You could kill yourself, other people, and burn up the atmosphere, ending all human life as we know it.

Johnny Storm: Got it. Supernova bad.

Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?

Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?

Johnny Storm: [to the Thing] Where are your ears?

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about how I look.

Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity. Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!

Reed Richards: Seriously, watch this.

[He oozes his arm underneath the door in a liquidlike manner and unlocks it on the other side.]

Johnny Storm: That's gross.

Johnny Storm: Flame on!

[Nurse takes Johnny Storm's temperature.]

Nurse: You're hot!

Johnny Storm: Why, thank you. So are you.

Johnny Storm: Flame on!

Johnny Storm: Are you building that thing?

Reed Richards: No, it...

Johnny Storm: If Sue finds out, you're gonna get an invisible kick in the nuts.

Jensen: Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

Jake: No, not Janey Briggs. She's got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she's got paint on her overalls. What is that?

Jake: Hey Janey. What's up?

Janey: Excuse me?

Jake: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?

Janey: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?

Jake: Uhhh ha ha... exactly. So, if you're interested, I thought that maybe we could go out sometime, be seen in public together.

Janey: You haven't spoken to me in, like, four years Jake.

Jake: Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you.

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

Malik: Damn.

Jake: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

Malik: Shit.

Catherine: On their chest.

Malik: Oh, that is whack.

Jake: Where's Janey?

Austin: Little Ms. Run Home To Her Daddy, ran home to her daddy.

Jake: She's right... maybe you should get on that plane to Paris. Cause if you stay, we really only have the summer, then I go to college and we'll talk on the phone and spend the occasional weekend together which is nice. But chances are one night I'm gonna get wrecked and have unprotected sex with some girl in my dorm. You'll find her thong and call me a slut... I'll call you a cock-tease and we'll break up. So when you really think about it, what's the point?

Jake: How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler? I mean who the hell does she think she is?

Austin: I got two words for ya, Jake: Prom Queen... material.

Jake: Austin, she's an illusion. Ok, you take away the make-up, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when she's tonguing my balls. Look she's totally replaceable.

Janey: Jake! How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.

Jake: There's a big hole in the side of your house.

Anna: Okay, hypothetical situation: You're driving, it's late, you get to a red light in the middle of nowhere. Do you run the light? You see? You don't. You wait. Because a victimless crime is still a crime. It isn't worth it.

Kyle: Maybe it is. Maybe I run it. It depends.

Anna: On what?

Kyle: Am I trying to get somewhere important?

Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

Pinbacker: I am Pinbacker, Commander of the Icarus One. We have abandoned our mission. Our star is dying. All our science. All our hopes, our... our dreams, are foolish! In the face of this, we are dust, nothing more. Unto this dust, we return. When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God.

Mace: Okay, that make sense to anyone?

Searle: May I make a counter-argument?

Mace: No!