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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
The Butterfly Effect 31 4 3 39 6
Cheaper by the Dozen 70 6 4 28 2 1
Dude, Where's My Car? 14 3 7 12
Guess Who 8
Just Married 103 3 7 9
A Lot Like Love 3 4
My Boss's Daughter 7 2 1
New Year's Eve 4 1 1 Yes
No Strings Attached 5 1 19 Yes
That '70s Show 32 8 36 2
Two and a Half Men 41 3 2 1
Valentine's Day 6 2 16 Yes
What Happens in Vegas 14 5 Yes

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No Strings Attached quotes

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?

Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

Alvin: She's just so hot.

Adam: I know how hot she is.

Vanessa: That's really sweet, thanks guys!

Adam: Fuck you!

Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is?

Adam: What?

Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.

Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?

Emma: Do you wanna do this?

Adam: Do what?

Emma: Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. Nothing else.

Adam: Yeah, I could do that.

Emma: Good. It's gonna be fun.

Valentine's Day quotes

Reed Bennett: When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.

Reed Bennett: Did you even consider marrying me?

Morley Clarkson: Of course I did... but when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know?

Reed Bennett: You don't keep inklings to yourself! You share them! You're like hey guy, I got an inkling you're headed for a fall here! That's what friends do, that's common knowledge, it's in the damn handbook!

Reed Bennett: What's the greatest love song of all time?

Alphonso: "Rock and Roll All Night," by Kiss.

Reed Bennett: That's a stripper song.

Reed Bennett: There's this girl.

Oversized Baggage Agent: Oh don't tell me, that'll take the fun out of guessing. Let's see, this is gonna be a tough one, there's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplane and if you don't stop her, she'll never know how you really feel.

Reed Bennett: Not exactly.

Oversized Baggage Agent: What am I missing?

Reed Bennett: If she gets on the plane, she's gonna find out the hard way that the guy that she thinks she's in love with is a spineless lying creep!

Oversized Baggage Agent: That's no good.

Reed Bennett: No, it is no good. And I can't let that happen. Because this girl, she is great! She's like... like sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't.