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Oz: [After singing with the choir] How did I sound?

Jim: You sounded pretty good!

Stifler: Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached!

Kevin: Hey, Stifler. How's the pale ale?

Stifler: Fuck you!

Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Oz: All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. And you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people that do count.

Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

Stifler: It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids, Finch fucker, cuz I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!

Stifler: Motherfucker.

Finch: [Grinning.] Yes I am.

Finch: Let me handle this, these are my people.

Stifler: They're gay?

Finch: No, you bleeding imbecile! They have culture, they have style, they're sophisticated!

Stifler: So, they're gay!

Stifler: What's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin.] Bang cock!

Stifler: Are you saying I'm impolite?

Jim: Impolite would be an improvement.

Campus Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Bo Duke: 10?

Campus Cop: 8.

Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit 10?

Campus Cop: Yeah. It is.

Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore!